Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Did Sarah Palin Use This Webpage To Plan Her Fake Pregnancy?


This eHow article is a step by step guide about how to fake a pregnancy. I guess we’ll never know if Sarah did the first step but she did follow the rest, almost to the letter.


Notice the second instruction. Remember this?

Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin reveals that her secret pregnancy with son Trig was nearly uncovered when one of her daughters discovered Trig's prenatal ultrasound scan and confronted Palin with the picture.

Sarah probably visited the link on the left side of the page above to this article on how to make a fake sonogram picture.

All Sarah had to do was follow the simple instructions to have convincing proof of her pregnancy.

Next read suggestion number three; have a get together with friends who will gossip about you being pregnant. Sarah took it a step further by doing the following.

Shortly after that, we decided to go public, so I invited over three reporters, whom I knew well. I knew I could have just spoken candidly and said, “Hey, I’m going to have a baby . . .” Instead, I decided to have a little fun.
“Hey, guys,” I said with a grin, “I wanted to let you know that the first family is expanding.”
They all just looked at me. Dead silence.
Okay . . . let me try something else.
“Remember when I promised to ‘deliver’ for Alaska?”
Nothing. But now they took out their notepads and pens. Big scoop coming, they could feel it.
Finally, I gave up on the jokes and went direct: “Guys, I’m pregnant. I’m having a baby in two months!”
Three mouths fell open, and three pairs of eyes dropped straight to my stomach. I laughed out loud. The guys whipped out their phones as I waved goodbye. Within 10 minutes, the news was all over.

Suggestion number four seemed to be the hardest for Sarah to accomplish. She could have used this suggestion or this one but Sarah probably isn’t much of a seamstress so she resorted to the old square pillow in the stretch pants trick.




Number five deals with the dilemma of producing an actual child. The article suggests being a part-time nanny to a child and taking it on trips around town in hopes of running into acquaintances.

Sarah took the child she either borrowed or adopted on a political campaign and a book tour in an attempt to fool the whole nation into believing she was pregnant and gave birth in April 2008.

The last tip deals with handling the disappearance of the child. It suggests mentioning the child less and less until friends and family forget. If someone does ask where your kid is you say something like “summer camp”.

“Hey Sarah, where’s Trig?”



Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Palin Shows Her Ignorance Again


I’m sure she’ll make up some story about why she suddenly aborted her journey to Bethlehem but evidently Sarah Palin didn’t know that she had to submit a formal request to tour the West Bank, despite it being standard procedure for any foreign dignitary.

I’m sure there will be a Tweet and a Facebook post “explaining” the circumstances of the aborted trip. I wonder if she had to Wite-out anything?

A funny thing happened while I was typing the above paragraph. I first typed “expalining” instead of “explaining”. Did I just invent a new word for what Sarah does when she has to lie about something?



Sunday, March 20, 2011

The Real Sarah Palin?


“The Rogue: Searching for the Real Sarah Palin” is scheduled to be published Sept. 20 by Broadway Books.


Searching for the real Sarah Palin? An impossible task, in my opinion.

Like a snake, she sheds her skin and grows a new one regularly.

Like a chameleon, she changes to suit the environment she is in.

In my opinion, the real Sarah Palin lacks self esteem. She is like a child constantly searching for approval; especially from her father Chuck Heath. She always wants more power in order to impress her daddy.

“Look, daddy, look! I’m the Mayor of Wasilla!”

“Daddy, look at me now! I am the Governor of Alaska. Did I do good, Daddy?”

“Daddy, Daddy! I was just chosen to be John McCain’s running mate. I’m gonna be the Vice President of the United States of America, Daddy!”

“I’m running for President of the United States, Daddy! I’m going to be the first woman President! Do you and Mom wanna come and live in the White House?”

She’s kind of pathetic, when you think about it.

Share your thoughts on who the real Sarah Palin is.



Thursday, March 17, 2011

Can We Let our Guard Down Now?


Despite Sarah Palin’s sharp decline in favorability ratings among Republicans, I don’t think so.

As it stands now there is really no front runner for the 2012 GOP Presidential nomination.

Public Policy Polling survey results released on Tuesday show that four Republicans are virtually tied. Each potential candidate received less than 20 percent of GOP national primary voters support. Huckabee is out front with 18 percent, Romney at 17 percent, Palin at 16 percent, and Gingrich at 14 percent. Another 15 percent are undecided or their favorite was not one of the choices.

Will Sarah bow out?

I don’t think her ego will let her and now she plans to visit Israel.

“I'm thankful to be able to travel to Israel on my way back to the U.S.,” Palin said in a statement obtained by CNN. “As the world confronts sweeping changes and new realities, I look forward to meeting with Prime Minister Netanyahu to discuss the key issues facing his country, our ally Israel.”

She is obviously trying to build up her foreign policy experience.

I would bet Sarah has a list titled “Things I Need To Do To Be Qualified To Be President” and after she visits India and Israel she will put a big check mark next to “Foreign Policy Experience”.



Sunday, March 13, 2011

Greedy, Power Hungry Sarah Palin Plus Personal Update


Personal note: Thanks to those who donated for my second trip to the Oncology clinic tomorrow. We are still a little short. We have enough gas to get to my appointment but not enough to get back home. I wanted to reschedule it for next month but my husband won’t let me. Wish us luck…

I do have some good news. I was put in touch with a woman who volunteers to drive people to doctor appointments and she should be able to take us to future appointments. She just requires two week notice. Thanks to those readers who suggested I contact the American Cancer Society.

UPDATE: Thanks to some wonderful readers we had enough gas for the round trip to the Oncology clinic.

The reason they had me come back was so a colleague of my Dr. could take a look at a mole close to where the Melanoma was removed.

As of now she is cautiously optimistic that it is okay. She didn’t think a biopsy was needed at this time but she took pictures to compare on my next visit in three months.

Needless to say, I am very relieved and again thank everyone who helped me get to my appointments.



This recent quote from Sarah Palin caught my attention.

“Well, I’m all about job creation. And I guess I could provide some of these gals who pretend like they are me some job security. I would ask, though, if they’re of the mind of spreading the wealth around, that perhaps they want to spring for one of my kids’ sets of braces or something as they capitalize on pretending to be me,” joked Palin.

Joked Palin?

I think she’s quite serious. With all the money she now has, she still feels she should be compensated if someone else profits from anything to do with her or her family.

She probably thinks she should have been paid to play herself in Game Change. She undoubtedly thinks of herself as a fine actress. After all she did successfully play the role of a pregnant Governor in 2008. In fact she’s always acting no matter what she’s doing.

Sarah is never satisfied with what she has. She always wants more. That mindset is what makes her so dangerous if she were to become President. She would still want more power.

Her past bears this out. She earned the nickname Sarah Barracuda while still in school.Then she was a Wasilla councilwoman but she wasn’t satisfied with that since Mayor was a more powerful position. Once she was elected Mayor did that quench her thirst for power? Of course not but she did abuse the power she had.

Once her terms as Mayor were over she ran for Lt. Governor but was defeated. After that defeat she campaigned for the Murkowski/Leman ticket in the hope that Murkowski would appoint her to his U.S. Senate seat but ultimately that position went to Murkowski’s daughter, Lisa. But Sarah’s butt-kissing paid off as Murkowski offered her a number of positions with her finally accepting an appointment to the Alaska Oil and Gas Conservation Commission. Despite little background in the field she was named chair and ethics supervisor. She used that position to make a name for herself by filing ethics complaints which resulted in the resignation of the chair of the state Republican Party. Then she resigned her position so she could make other complaints public.

From 2003 to June 2005, Palin served as one of three directors of "Ted Stevens Excellence in Public Service, Inc.," which provided political training for Republican women in Alaska.

By the time of the 2006 Gubernatorial election, Sarah had built a reputation as a reformer and was elected Governor despite the fact that she actually had scant political experience. Her reliance on Todd’s advice, revealed in the emails which were released, likely stemmed from the fact that she wasn’t qualified to serve. Her time as Governor was spent abusing power, rewarding her buddies and living large on the state’s dime.

Even though she was in over her head as Governor that didn’t stop her from craving more power. Sites such as http://palinforvp.blogspot.com/ likely ballooned her already over inflated ego. The possibility of being the GOP VP candidate took root in her mind and she was determined to make that possibility a reality. Babygate and the wild ride were a direct result of Sarah’s insatiable thirst for power.

Even though she was able to secure the GOP nomination, under the harsh spotlight of a national campaign Sarah’s credentials didn’t hold up. Stung by the defeat of the McCain/ Palin ticket, Sarah resigned as Governor and has spent the last few years criticizing the President and First Lady. Sarah seems to view herself as the true leader of the U.S.A. and spouts her rhetoric by issuing tweets and facebook posts.

Can you imagine what would happen if she were to be elected President? Leading the U.S.A. wouldn’t be enough for her. She would want to be the ruler of the world.

Lord help us all if she ever does become President!



Thursday, March 10, 2011

Bits and Pieces…


Julianne Moore to play Sarah Palin in Game Change. 

I’ve followed Julianne Moore’s career since her days portraying Frannie/ Sabrina on As The World Turns. I’m sure playing Sarah will remind Julianne of her soap opera days.

Kathy Griffin will make as much fun of Sarah Palin’s kids as she wants.

Remember, Sarah, that you put the kids in the spotlight to begin with, Also, too, if they would conduct themselves with dignity there wouldn’t be much for anyone to make fun of, would there, Sarah?

Hotline On Call Says: Buy Daniels, Pawlenty; Sell Palin

Better watch out, Sarah. Todd may take their advice literally and pimp you out.

Sarah is staying kind of quiet lately like a dormant volcano but look out when she blows again.




Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Woodworking Items And A Little News


I got the x-ray reports today. Nothing noted in my pelvis or hips but I have arthritis in my lower spine. I am so thankful that my pain isn’t due to cancer.

I am still worried about the return trip to the oncology clinic Monday but I am trying to stay positive.

Several reader have expressed interest in seeing pictures of my husband’s woodwork items.

All items are primitive style so they have some flaws which may include small dents, chips, cracks, knotholes or other imperfections. This is by design.

All items are unfinished with the exception of the Shaker Peg Shelf which is painted in a cream color.

All items are made of pine.

Please email if you would like measurements of any items or if you would like something custom built.




1. Gun rack that holds one gun.         2. Window pane style shelf with three shelves 


3. Shaker Peg Shelf – Cream with 3 pegs. The top has a groove to display plates.


4. Holder for paper towels with room to sit items on each side – upright view and view from the bottom.


5. Plate display shelf – upright view and plate groove view.


Slope sided shelf. May be used freestanding on counter or tabletop or hung on a wall.

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Strange Thoughts That Roam Around In My Head When I Can’t Sleep




I absolutely believe, without a doubt, that Sarah Palin didn’t give birth to Trig Palin on April 18, 2008.

I am not completely certain however that she isn’t Trig’s birth mother.

Sometimes, strange thoughts enter my mind and I can picture Sarah unexpectedly pregnant in the fall of 2007. She absolutely did not want another baby. She considered abortion but was afraid she would be found out. So she starved herself, drank loads of caffeinated beverages, ran herself ragged; hoping for another miscarriage as she had suffered two previously. No such luck, though.

Then she goes into premature labor around her fifth month. CBJ delivers the baby at Alaska Regional hospital. Some of the hospital staff were aware the Governor came into the ER but never suspected she gave birth. Sarah left the hospital and the baby was moved to the NICU at Providence.

Sarah didn’t expect the baby to survive because he had a lot of problems. She didn’t visit him. She told Todd not to visit him. The only family member to bond with the tiny preemie was Bristol who was staying at her aunt’s house in Anchorage to give the rest of the clan updates on the baby’s condition.

When it became obvious that the baby was going to make it, Sarah decided to fake the pregnancy and capitalize on the fact that she hadn’t aborted a Down Syndrome baby. Of course, she didn’t know about the Down Syndrome until he was born because she didn’t have any prenatal care.

The above scenario could explain why Bristol was angry with Sarah in early 2008. She didn’t like being stationed in Anchorage.

It could explain why Sarah said Trig was born in Anchorage.

I can just picture the fake pregnancy being divulged by a rival in the 2012 election and Sarah saying, “I can prove I am Trig’s birth mother. I will take a DNA test.”

And the test proves she’s telling the truth.

When dealing with Sarah, never say never.